Want a Free Sticker?

It’s on its way! Or it will be, once Mortimer finds an envelope.

We’d love to stay in touch, but if you just want a free sticker, no worries. We think it looks pretty cool too. Providing your email address is optional. We only plan to have Mortimer send occasional updates about our app and website. We’d never let Mortimer spam you; we check all of his drafts so he doesn’t say anything TOO creepy.

We will send you a sticker, then delete your address.

We won’t sell it, trade it, or give it to the fey for a nice flower.

Would you like to receive emails from us?

Would you like to receive emails from us?

You live THERE!?